Cheese & Crackers
I like a good bite of cheese.
I'm easy to please with cheese.
When they pass out the crackers,
I say they are knackers*,
Unless they give me some cheese.
* Knack/a trick, esp. a clever or (formerly) a deceitful one...
Caption: Cheese and Crackers Montage by Annmarie Throckmorton, 2006.
Caption: Cheese and Cracker In Actuality by Annmarie Throckmorton, 2006.