Origin Of The Universe
God awoke and found that he was lonely,
Which caused God to separate into two,
And when God saw how beautiful his other half was,
He felt great love and merged with her,
Which created the universe and everything in it,
then God rolled over and went back to sleep.
And believing this, or something very near to it, made me a deist*.
*deism - "belief in the existence of a supreme being, specifically of a creator who does not intervene in the universe..." Source: random internet dictionary
God So Loved That He Created The Universe
by Annmarie Throckmorton 2021