Dirty Jokes

This dirty joke was the first that I ever heard. It was whispered to me with wide eyes and giggles by other girls in junior high school, around the time that the school administration scheduled our first “sex education” lectures. I was not sure what it all meant, but the hyperbole sounded weirdly interesting.

Marrying A Dragon.

Three women are talking about the husbands they wanted to marry.

The first woman says, “I want a husband that is wise as a dragon.”

The second woman says, “Oh no, I want a husband that is strong as a dragon.”

And the third woman says, “Ha no, I want a husband that is dragon on the ground.”

I was cool as an ice cube when I was a girl and it took quite a few more years before I caught the fire of sexuality. It was worth the wait.

Caption: Cool As An Ice Cube On fire

by Annmarie Throckmorton 2018